Have you decided already? I'm sure you made the right choice. But before writing your petition, here is an example of a rejected one:

Dear Sir/Madame,
My name is Dave. I have been wrongly accused of killing 8 people and 4 animals. I've been in jail for pretty much my whole life. So have my parents. I have no skills whatsoever. I never had a very good education and I'm not very smart. Consider me now!!!

                                                                                                                                          Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                                               Dave the Robber